

Christmas with The CakesTwo fruitcakes named Apple and Pecan reflect on what they want most for the holidays- a permanent home.Christmas with The Cakes
Two chairs are set up upstage, two actors walk in, wearing fruitcake costumes:
Apple- Well it looks like another Holiday at the post office pantry. Pecan (sighs)- guess so, pauses, hey Apple, how come no one ever wants us. Apple- I dont know I blame chain emails Pecan- Chain emails? Apple- Yeah, they stole our shtick, WERE the ones who get sent back and forth Pecan- But no one ever likes chain emails Apple- Exactly! But they get em anyway. Pecan- I ca


In English One Day....In English one day, Billy decided to write a play. He was supposed to be reviewing for his literary final, But he decided that studying wasnt his style. In a stroke of inspiration he titled his story When two lovers meet, the end is gory. With a smile, Billy began to write, but try with all his might, He couldnt continue the story just right. He stomped his foot, dropped his quill, and began to pout. The teacher came over to see what the fuss was about. What is the matter? The teacher asked. Oh nothing. Billy replied, his face masked. TIn English One Day....


Death's LamentDeath hated the work parties he was forced to attend. He always felt, well, out of place. The griffins would pass the time sneering at others talking about the partiers in their own language. Snobs, he thought. The fairies loved to drink. And drink, and drink, and drink. You could not say a thoughtful word around them without hearing the titter of drunken laughter. The mermaids were no fun either, all they did was fix their reflection. Because it would do them so much good, Death thought to himself, in their deep mythical ocean, who would admire them, the coral? The Greek gods were always fighting, and since the Romans copied them, so were thDeath's Lament
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Fun, Fun, Fun - Naruto FanFic“Hey! Hey!” said Sakura as Sasuke passed her not noticing her, showing herself off to Sasuke's bored eyes. “Hmmm… That’s weird, though he ignores me a lot, he would at least have said ‘leave me alone’, ‘I want to be alone’, or ‘hey’ and keeps walking. Something smells a mightay fishy here,” Sakura said to herself thoughtfully, she loved putting on different accents when she was thinking; today she was Cowgirl Sakura, rootenest tootinist cowgirl in the West. "We-ell, if hes'a goin' somewhere I'mma gonna have ta find out. YEE-HAA!!!" She said aloud. People turned in the streets to stare at her, "Err.... Yee-haa!?" she said lamely anFun, Fun, Fun - Naruto FanFic
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When you look at the world, you realise that it's darker than ever.
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"All I feel is the realness I'm faking."
"I was standing at the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they came closer. Then it hit me."
"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth living for."
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"There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand the binary system and those who don't"
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In time I'll definitely forget you, but for now I'll livei nthe present and try to remember the times we've shared until it's over.
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"All I feel is the realness I'm faking."
"I was standing at the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they came closer. Then it hit me."
"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth living for."
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In time I'll definitely forget you, but for now I'll livei nthe present and try to remember the times we've shared until it's over.
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"All I feel is the realness I'm faking."
"I was standing at the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they came closer. Then it hit me."
"A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth living for."
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